May 2013
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
hell-is-my-paradise:
yourealoserlol:
skittlejoy:
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
yeah, you deserve them.
that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
nic-heiser:
“I believe the universe wants to be noticed. I think the universe is inprobably biased toward the consciousness, that it rewards intelligence in part because the universe enjoys its elegance being observed. And who am I, living in the middle of history, to tell the universe that it-or my observation of it-is temporary?”
-The Fault In Our Stars
“Observation: Standing in line is a form of oppression.”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via angel-of-silence)
“The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via angel-of-silence)
nyanchos:
trying to talk to someone you like
wildflowermurinal:
THIS FEELING’S
LIKE NO OTHER
andyvantageous:
have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you
it’s horrible
post-elevator-us:
edgeofboring:
pepsicock:
purplepanda1999:
dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
Roll & rock
spice and sugar
Ashley and Mary-Kate
I read these normally and then realized they are all...
“And so being young and dipped in folly, I fell in love with melancholy.”
–
Edgar Allan Poe (via larmoyante)
doctorangel:
jakemalik:
hungryzekes:
kanyewesticle:
holynipples:
kanyewesticle:
jakemalik:
kanyewesticle:
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf...
nintendofunclub:
c0caino:
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
