foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
hell-is-my-paradise: yourealoserlol: skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio yeah, you deserve them. that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
nic-heiser: “I believe the universe wants to be noticed. I think the universe is inprobably biased toward the consciousness, that it rewards intelligence in part because the universe enjoys its elegance being observed. And who am I, living in the middle of history, to tell the universe that it-or my observation of it-is temporary?” -The Fault In Our Stars
Observation: Standing in line is a form of oppression.– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via angel-of-silence)
The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is...– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via angel-of-silence)
nyanchos: trying to talk to someone you like
wildflowermurinal: THIS FEELING’S LIKE NO OTHER
andyvantageous: have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you it’s horrible
post-elevator-us: edgeofboring: pepsicock: purplepanda1999: dad and mom treat or trick josh and drake cheese and mac stop that thank you jelly and peanut butter George and Fred white and black Juliet and Romeo This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr Roll & rock spice and sugar Ashley and Mary-Kate I read these normally and then realized they are all...
And so being young and dipped in folly, I fell in love with melancholy.– Edgar Allan Poe (via larmoyante)
doctorangel: jakemalik: hungryzekes: kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what *pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper wtf...
nintendofunclub: c0caino: Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.